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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Mysteries of the universe

I have been noticing some things lately and they are such a mystery to me. For example.....

1. How do people afford all these big houses around here?
I am talking HUGE! And they are everywhere even on busy streets. I just don't get it. I mean there has to be a limit to the number of CEO's of large corporations in the world. But it seems like they all live around DC.

2. How do the skinny women who shop at Costco eat the food in their cart?
Seriously people. I never buy anything fun at Costco. Chicken, hamburger, cold cereal (high fiber to be exact). But when I look into the carts of skinny women(who all seem to be wearing high heals) their carts are full of lasagna, mandarin chicken and those huge chocolate cakes. My theory on this one is that they feed this to their kids and then go sit on the couch and drink vodka because it is low carb.

3. What kind of shoes are fashionable to wear in the winter?
It is cold here. Have you heard of ice storms before? But yet I see all these adorable flats for fall. I am thinking that socks are a no go. So, what is a girl to do who wants cute feet and warm feet at the same time?

4. Do women really not notice when their butt cracks are hanging out of their jeans?
My niece swears her butt crack never shows but we see it all the time. Do thongs cut off circulation so they can't feel their butt crack? Or do thongs cut off circulation to their brain so they just don't know they should be mortified?

Just some things to ponder throughout you day. Let me know if you see any more mysteries around you. And if you have a good idea about footwear.

6 comments:

Wendy said...

My 'expertise' ends at sandals. Sorry.

Diane said...

In Irvine, there was a family watching an arobics class from the sidewalk. The son asked his dad if he wore that kind of outfit when he went to the gym (a thong leotard). The father told the boy that he'd spent far too many years growing up and pulling his pants out of his crack and would never intentially wear something that annoying as an adult. Well stated.

Tara Trythall said...

About the women at Costco, I just decided to start buying all the stuff I've deprived myself of for so long. I have no idea how they do it. All I know is that when I eat well, I'm still the same size. Sounds like it's time for some cheesecake!

Emily said...

Oh the many fashion pas...I hear the show "What Not To Wear" is an eye opener but I've never watched it for fear that many of my favorite fashions are on the "NOT" list. Ignorance is bliss.

Chelsea Haight said...

1- You have to realize there are not just CEO’s who are rich… there are war criminals who escaped trial… there are old Jewish and Greek folks… and Arab Princes. When you have oil money and 8 wives you have to find places to keep all your spoiled drunken spawn. The people you see going into the houses are not the ones who own them, they are the caretakers.

2- As for the Skinny Cosco women I agree. You should come to the Cosco’s in Idaho. There is no one under 250lbs here. They don’t give out little samples here they give out whole cheesecakes. We are a fat state and don’t care who knows it. There is a reason why there are mountains never explored here… we are too fat to get to the top.

3- In regards to the shoe issue you have to realize that women in the east have a higher % of toes missing. They slave for fashion and then lose digits. It is sad really. Next spring watch for women wearing sensible shoes and you will know that they are missing part of their foot. I hear ABC is going to do one of those “You Ought To Know” commercials later this winter; it should be quite moving.

4- Seriously thank you for addressing the butt crack issue. Did you know they now call it butt cleavage? The world is going to hell a lot quicker than we think. I am pretty sure the fires of Armageddon will be started in a Victoria’s secret… but not the bra section because all the women I know say those came straight from heaven.

Kelli said...

You should have been at the zoo with us this weekend! There was a girl who was showing so much of her thong... we had quite the entertainment as we "people watched" the people walking by her and noticing it. Double takes, tripple takes, junior high school boys staring and not knowing whether to be excited or grossed out, a few stare downs and "tsks" from some older ladies, guys turning red and looking the other way pretending they didn't notice (we were in Utah)... WAY more entertaining than any of the animals that day.